HEALTH CARE & MEDICAL QUIPS
- Laughter puts your brain, your central nervous system and your whole body into a state of free play.
- - Max Eastman
- Laughter is...A bullet proof vest that protects you against the ravages of negative emotion.
- - Norman Cousins
- Humor insists that we are impervious to the wounds of the outside world and that these are merely occasions for our pleasure.
- - Unknown
- A patient went to his doctor because he had walking pneumonia. The doctor gave him a prescription that read: "Take one every few miles."
- Amnesia is nature's way of saying "Forget it!"
- We really live in a world of specialists. Today, four out of five doctors recommend another doctor.
- Medicare is great for some people. They get so many tranquilizers, they don't care what's happening in the world.
- My doctor gave me something he says is good for migraine. I wish he'd give me something that is bad for it!
- - From: Milton Berle's Private Joke File
